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World Cup Fever!

Administrator — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:24:24 +0000

If you’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 months or so, I have some football news for you…

THE WORLD CUP HAS BEGUN!!!

Last night Germany kicked off the proceedings with win in the first World Cup game against Costa Rica 4-2 in Munich.
Uruguay surprised most with a win over Poland 2-0.

Tonight England play a Paraguay.

Knitting for Psychos!!!

Administrator — Mon, 15 May 2006 07:16:11 +0000

I present to you

Knitting For Psychos!

Like the gent who thought it was a great use of time to dress up as all sorts of animals using household items, these crazy people knit.

And do they knit! These grannies are sick. Sick, twisted and hilarious.

Folks, the representations in these funny pics is what 70-80 years of being sweet and docile will do to you. I’ll be on the defensive next time I accidently forget the correct number of sugars to put in Granny’s hot tea. She may just come at me with an axe. Years of pent up anger…

Maniacs!

Need a laugh? What more funny photos? See the Home Zoo HERE.

Slack

Administrator — Thu, 11 May 2006 01:14:45 +0000

Sorry.

No posts for ages. Been too busy to show this page any love.

Of course, there is always the BIG AD to keep yourself involved. I’ve been involving myself in this, and many other similarly worthy causes.

This is a great beer ad, in fact, one of my favourites. Filmed in New Zealand and… made from beer.

Melbourne2006

Administrator — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 23:12:47 +0000

What was the story with the Opening Ceremony for the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne, Australia yesterday? Those koalas were freaky and probably scared little kids!

There were hundreds of thousands of people beside the river and, as I understand it, pretty much all the accommodation in Melbourne is booked out by international travellers during the period of the Games.

Most of the spectators on the river left early because they were not aware that there was a further performance/demonstration following the ceremony in which the athletes entered the famous MCG. This meant those people missed the fireworks finale which, I may add, was spectacular!

See the reports here and here for coverage of the Opening Ceremony of the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne.

Melbourne 2006

Administrator — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:21:10 +0000

The Commonwealth Games are about to begin in Melbourne next week.
I will be taking a keen interest in whether or not the Aussies can match there stellar performance at the Manchester Games in 2002, notwithstanding the selectors’ failure to include Boonie in any of the events.

A great loss for all spectators, across all disciplines. Boonie could have contributed so much, but will ultimately do so little. I’m sure he’ll crack a tinnie or two, though!

Perfect Place

Administrator — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:40:09 +0000

Liquor in the front,
Poker in the rear…

Sounds like a perfect place for a night out with the boys!

Keep your eye on the bird

Administrator — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 05:25:14 +0000

Watch the bird very closely - make sure you keep your eye on it, otherwise you might miss it…
(Animated gif, so it might take some time to load)

Bored at home? Create your own zoo…

Administrator — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:13:58 +0000

Ever been bored at home? Wondered what to do during those winter months when you’re stuck inside?
Don’t have enough cash to get you or the kids to the zoo? Create your own zoo in the comfort of your own home.

Check out these funny pictures that were attached to an email that I was sent…

Good effort by this fellow.

Why you don’t run…

Administrator — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:52:39 +0000

These photos show why you should not run from Police dogs.

Click here to view.

OUCH!

(these images are graphic and might offend, so they’re not posted on the front page - only click if you’ve got a strong stomach)

Torino 2006 Mascots

Administrator — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 04:27:10 +0000

How lame are the mascots for the Winter Olympic Games this year? I’m no graphic designer or marketing guru, but these little guys don’t cut things for me.

This is what the guys at the official Torino 2006 website have to say about the mascots:

“She is a soft, friendly and elegant snowball. He is a lively and playful ice cube. The shapes of their bodies and the sounds of their names, Neve and Gliz remind us of the two vital elements for practising winter sports: snow and ice.

Together, they sum up the highest Italian and Olympic values: friendship and enthusiasm, loyalty and fun, design and the capacity to innovate.”

mmm. Interesting…

You can read all about them and their designer here.