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I present to you
Like the gent who thought it was a great use of time to dress up as all sorts of animals using household items, these crazy people knit.
And do they knit! These grannies are sick. Sick, twisted and hilarious.
Folks, the representations in these funny pics is what 70-80 years of being sweet and docile will do to you. I’ll be on the defensive next time I accidently forget the correct number of sugars to put in Granny’s hot tea. She may just come at me with an axe. Years of pent up anger…
Continue Reading May 15th, 2006
Watch the bird very closely - make sure you keep your eye on it, otherwise you might miss it…
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March 8th, 2006
Ever been bored at home? Wondered what to do during those winter months when you’re stuck inside?
Don’t have enough cash to get you or the kids to the zoo? Create your own zoo in the comfort of your own home…
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Continue Reading March 4th, 2006
Hilarious!
My favourite bit is when she is crawling on the ground.
(This may be a bit slow loading. It is an animated gif. Be patient… it’s worth it, for sure.)
Why would you wear that stupid hat??
January 31st, 2006
Following the surprising but justifiable importance of the Hoff in the corporate email world, there have been have been a rash of Hoff-alikes.
In particular, emails were sent around regarding the pity dished out by Mr T (of A-Team fame). Then followed the emails about Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kicking ability, not to forget his ability to make a woman climax by pointing at her and shouting ‘Booya’.
Today the Boonie email arrived.
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Continue Reading January 20th, 2006
I recently found out that there is a guy at work called Tom Horner.
In an unprecendented act of irony, management gave him a corner office not long before Christmas. I was sniggering too loudly to go and check things out, however, I bet he was chowing down on some Christmas pie in that corner office.
It still surprises me that he has not been affectionately nicknamed Jack. Where have his close work collegues buried their sense of humour? Is work so bad or so busy that this entertaining happenstance could have been lost on them?
Given their clear nursery rhyme weakness, I’ll be keeping a lookout for a management communication confirming the relocation of Miss L Muffet to the spider infested Tuffet Boardroom. Inspirational.
January 19th, 2006
Here’s a question that I will need to act upon soon.
My ex-housemate has failed to redirect his mail, which keeps arriving at my place. He has moved to England with no forwarding address and his family is in China, so it is not a big surprise that mail ends up in my letterbox.
The thing is, yesterday mail arrived from his (ex) mobile telephone service provider. I’m pretty sure it is an outstanding account as he just packed up and left and probably forgot to pay the account.
Do I open the envelope to confirm my suspicions? What then?
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Continue Reading January 18th, 2006
